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Welcome to Jeeem's CinePad.  C'mon in, take off your shoes, and crash on the couch...

home/new

library/office
(films & books)

the dark room
(film noir)

franksville
(sinatra's town)

what is this?

floorplan

I've had this Chinatown poster up wherever I've lived since 1978
Red Lava Lamp goes here What's on TV? Can you name all the people and the movies? Blue Lava lamp goes here
screening room
(reviews)

plumbing

notepad

kitchen
(add to fridge)

the borg
(microsoft)

adult warning
(movie hell)


 

 

 

C'mon in

 

The grand jury testimony -- hey, wait a minute, is grand jury testimony by DEFINITION something that is NOT supposed to be made public??? The Smut Report

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Click for ridiculously flattering things the press has been saying about Jeeem's CinePad!

 

The Fabulous Frank-ylizer

Let the fabulous "Frank-ylizer" swing-bot
take you to Franksville!
It's Sinatra's kind of town...

 


Now undergoing some major
additions and renovations
(especially new attractions,
Franksville and The Dark Room)...
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Jeeem's motto: "No ads, no frames, no Java, no Shockwave, no cookies, no hassle." Just the occasional image map or animated GIF.
This site is optimized for 800 x 600 resolution and  IE 4.0,
not becaue I like Microsoft but because because IE offers more features I like (like page transitions) that Netscape doesn't support.
(Just Say No to Active Desktop!)

NOTE TO AOL USERS:

ALL SITES, INCLUDING THIS ONE, LOOK LOUSY WITH THE AOL "BROWSER."  IT IS A FLIMSY, MUTANT VERSION OF INTERNET EXPLORER THAT DOES A TRULY ROTTEN JOB OF RENDERING SITES.  PLEASE DON'T CHEAT YOURSELF BY USING THE AOL BROWSER TO LOOK AT ANYTHING ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB. 

(Instead, click a logo below to download a real browser, then install either IE or Navigator as your default browser and open it to connect to the web once you've signed on to AOL.  By the way:  AOL provides rotten Internet integration, anyway.  You might want to consider a better -- and cheaper -- ISP, as well...)

We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're Microsock.

We blew an 80% market share due to our own monopolistic greed and ineptitude, but we'd rather blame Microsoft!

G'head: Pick your poison...


Feelin' a bit consumerish?

Please help defray a wee tiny fraction of the non-profit CinePad's monthly expenses by purchasing discount books, music, and movies from amazon.com.  Either take one of the specially recommended links scattered all around the CinePad (where appropriate), or check amazon.com's multi-million-title stock from right here (that way you won't have to tell 'em Jeeem sent you; they'll just know already):

Books Music


Enter titles, authors, artists, keywords...

 

This here logo dealie-bob links directly to the amazon.com homepage..


Jeeem's CinePad: So Non-Profit It's Not Even Funny.
Since April, 1998

Welcome page visitors since August 19, 1998:

 

1977-1998 by Jim Emerson.  All rights reserved.
Contact: cinepad@cinepad.com


 

 

 


We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're Microsock. We blew an 80% market share due to our own monopolistic greed and ineptitude, but we'd rather blame Microsoft!